Windows Phone Thoughts: APRIL FOOLS: A New Subscriber Benefit!

All subscribers, take note: a new subscriber benefit's in town. I'm sure many of you don't get the necessary nutritional requirements to start your day in the right sort of mood, so Pocket PC Thoughts, and an unnamed food manufacturer, have teamed up to deliver the "Pocket PC Thoughts Energy Bar". It's "byte-sized goodness with no artificial enhancements!"

Here at Pocket PC Thoughts, we only use the finest ingredients available, and none of that cheap stuff! Our biodegradable mashed-up SD cards are the secret ingredient to boost your brain capacity, ten-fold, and they also give the bar that extra crunch! However, please note that this bar is only available to subscribers. From tomorrow onwards, a new link will appear in your subscriber page. By clicking on it, you'll have the option to order a batch of 100 bars, free of charge (although there is a limit of one order, per customer, per year). And stay tuned, Smartphone Thoughts and Digital Media Thoughts Energy Bars are just around the corner. ;)